The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to make fish drown.

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power to die using your willpower.

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Imortality.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!