The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to not have a power.

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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the power to write comic books

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The power to go blind at will.

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!