he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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The power to be your self

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!