The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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The power to fly....underwater

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to understand irony.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!