the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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the ability to see into the past

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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the power to feel extreme pain

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to lick your own back...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!