the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to fly....underwater

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to do your homework.

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!