Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to watch womens basketball

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!