- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

the power to jump high but u have no legs

The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

The power spite flower

The ability to make your text green on google

The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

The ability to breathe automatically

to make water turn blue when you touch it.

The power to see light as it appears on an object.

the power to become friends with a plastic box

Have sex but not feel it

the power to sleep during day

You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

Pointless Super Powers