The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to write about power.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to fart at will.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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A power level of under 9000.

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the power to die....

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!