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done something sexual with some type of food?

the power to reseal bottle caps

The power to differentiate between captal 'i's and lower case 'l's.

The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems

The power to transform you in something randomly

The power to believe that the only way is essex.

The super power to kill yourself at will

The power to poop kittens with mittens

The power of having the highest rated comment

The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

Invisible handwriting.

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

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the power to steal 4 avocados in july at a supermarket at 9:37 am in your underpants without arms while a cop laughs at how stupid you look. plus while you do that a cute marshmallow comes and rapes your children.

the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

The ability to change the writing on signs

Ultra-strength when peeing

The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

The power to be quite good at checkers.

The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!