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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.
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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am
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The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist
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THA PWR 2 MiiSSPELL ERRTHANG WHiiLE WRiiTiiNG iiN AWL CAPz ONE THA iiNTERNET
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the power to steal 4 avocados in july at a supermarket at 9:37 am in your underpants without arms while a cop laughs at how stupid you look. plus while you do that a cute marshmallow comes and rapes your children.
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The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems
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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time
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Ultra-strength when peeing
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The power to be quite good at checkers.
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The power to believe that the only way is essex.
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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.
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done something sexual with some type of food?
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Invisible handwriting.
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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)
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The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it
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ability to run very fast without stopping forever
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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.
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The super power to kill yourself at will
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The power to poop kittens with mittens
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The power of having the highest rated comment
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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall
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the power to reseal bottle caps
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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!