- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

to have the super power to do nothing

The power to send emails via pigeon

The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

Th power to be telepathetic

The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

the power to die on command

The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

the power to make elton john gay

The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

The power to control facial hair of women.

The power to write about power.

the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

The power to teleport to the place of where you are

The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

Pointless Super Powers