The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

the power to be tall only if your Yao Ming

The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

the ability to "speak in tongues"...

The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

The power to steal all the money in the world without ever stealing anything ever.

The power to eat anything in a minute.

The power to be immune to every third bullet.

The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

The power to slam a revolving door.

The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

the ability to throw a midget further than any mortal man

The power to give yourself a BJ.

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

The power to glow... in the dark...

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!