The Power To Poop on Command.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power to die at will

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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the power to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!