The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The powers of a burnt face

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The power to taste and smell colors that arent in existance yet.

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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The ability to not make a face when eating a lemon, but only after you have already eaten 5 lemons.

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the power to change the colour of your urine

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The power to make pot legal except when there's cops around.

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The power to reverse crab walk at extremely high speeds

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma

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The power to have no powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!