The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power to speak in braille...

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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The power to never end your .

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The power to eat food

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to read

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!