The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to float without gravity.

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!