The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to think of a funny power

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!