The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to fart at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!