the power to speak in sign language.

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to see into the present

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power to die in one second

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to bleed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!