The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power to go blind at will.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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Melting

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!