The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power to breathe

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power to control your own mind.

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The power to speak in morse code

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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the ability to die without any control

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the power to die....

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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the power to die at will

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!