The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to walk through air.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to piss lava.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!