The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The power to see through horses

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to speak braille

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!