The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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ability to fly in a plane

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The power to fart at will.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!