the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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Imortality.

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The power to understand irony.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!