the power of fly... into an airplane

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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the power to make pigs fly.

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the power to not watch south park

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The ability to see through shallow water.

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The power to tell if a politician is lying. (They always are.)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!