The power to have 20/21 vision

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to have no power.

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!