The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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the power to jizz on cue

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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

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the power to poop pee

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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The power to kill yourself.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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The power to poop standing up

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!