The Power to beat a Mairo game

The power to describe the taste of water.

Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

the power to actually make clowns funny...

The power of eating but only when you're dead

The power to create the superduper best pointless power

The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

The ability to smell with your hands

The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

The power to look what is at the back of your head.

The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

the power to know black lives do NOT matter

The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!