The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to do NOTHING!

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to die in one second

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to be a human

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!