The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The power to understand myspace

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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Melting

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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the power to make body fat go away

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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!