The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to kill yourself.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to do nothing.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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Hetsy overpay otay peaksay igpay atinlay

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!