The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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the power to glow in the light

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to understand math.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!