The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The power to speak in cursive

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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the ability to die once you have died

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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the power to not have power

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!