The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The power to shit on command.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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Poop

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!