The power to control any type of urine or feces

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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the power to die on command

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to live until you die.

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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Batman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!