the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to not Waste time

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to poke

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!