the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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Endless falling....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!