the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to go blind at will.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!