- Pointless Super Powers

the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

spontaneous ejaculation

The power to fall unconscious at will.

The power to see through glass

The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

Dejavu

the power to get a free game but can't play it.

The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

The ability to breath, but only in space.

The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

The power to silence explosions.

The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to phaze through everything against your will

The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

The power to communicate with nearby aliens

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!