The ability to create pointless super powers

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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The power to annoy people

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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Really bendy thumb

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!