The power to poop standing up

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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The power

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The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

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The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!