The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to create another human

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The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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ability to fly in a plane

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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Really bendy thumb

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the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!