the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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Really bendy thumb

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!