The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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anything Aquaman does

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!