The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!