The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to be a human

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to not finish your....

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to transform into yourself

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!