The power to die at any moment you want.

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

The power to write about power.

The power to sneeze scissors

The power to be a bird that can't fly

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

The power of love

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

The power to jump, but only on the ground.

The power to put out light from your butt

The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

the super power of being a housewife..

The power to turn wine into water

The power to perpetually yawn.

The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

The ability to see through mirrors.

The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

The power to float without gravity.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!