The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to attract bullets

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!