The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to die at will

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to have a small penis

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to be a human

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power of not knowing the future

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!