The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to transform into yourself

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to see through bones.

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!