The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to talk to dust

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!