- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to give your wife rights

The power of creating poop.

The power to die using your willpower.

The power to make fish drown.

The Power of cheese

The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

The power to infinitely generate cardboard

The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

the power to never have to fill out captchas

The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

to not care about pointless superpowers

the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

The power to write a country song

The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

The power to take huge shits at will.

The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

Pointless Super Powers