The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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penis

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!