The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The power to control your own mind.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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power to orgasm over long distances

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!