The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to see through horses

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The power to read the TV

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The Power to die at will

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!