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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to look through glass.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to get AIDS.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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the power to become retarded

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!